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|Sunday, December 25th, 2005|
merry crystal methmas fuckers!
|Saturday, October 1st, 2005|
|rip to my little sugie monster
it's amazing how attached one can get to their pets...it's these times that really make me not want to get a pet when i have my own place...looks like the dynamic duo of sugar and nutmeg is down to a solo project... Current Mood: devastated
|Friday, September 16th, 2005|
|hmm...where do i start?
-came and went at best buy (yeah i got the job...long story)...have a different job now that's also serving transitional purposes...possibly getting a job over at channel nine...
-watched one of my cats almost starve to death...she decided to start eating again, which is always nice...hoping that her meds are keeping her kidney disease at bay...until she's all better, still force feeding her and have battle wounds to show for it...
-both parents went on separate vacations at random times...and i didn't throw any outrageous parties...lame-o...
-discovered quiddle and apples to apples...yay for board games...and for the awesome people i get to play them with...
-loving the fact that it's finally cold outside...fall is a-comin'...
-still totally weirded out at the fact that i'm not in school right now...
-have been kind of working on my scripts...should probably be doing more with them...will soon...
-doing a load of laundry that's too big and isn't agitating as well as i'd like it to...fucker...
-still need to talk to my parents about you know what...now that they're both back and settled i really have no more excuses...other than i suck at life...
-going to the cigar shop to get more chai tea cigars when my laundry is done...much more excited about that than i should be...
-wanting to be done with this entry, so now i am... Current Mood: chill
|Thursday, August 11th, 2005|
|i knew it! god derek, cut it out!
|emotionaldebris's LJ stalker is dirk_person_man!|
|dirk_person_man is stalking you because you are really good at bowling. They are also deluded!|LJ Stalker Finder Current Mood: okay
and i have a big fat cat on my leg, which feel asleep quite a while ago (my leg, that is)...but she gave me a smooch on the cheek...can't argue with that logic...
|Tuesday, August 9th, 2005|
|that creepy manical laugh like you're about to crack and could snap the neck of the next person to w
alk past you and attempt to give you a warm smile...
wow...i'm not really sure what else to say...but wow...
except this...the next person to tell me that i'm "so overqualified" will be that person who will experience what i just typed...
does someone want my degree from the best film school in the fucking nation? anyone? 'cause it ain't doin' me shit...except putting me into debt with student loans...fucking brilliant... Current Mood: fuck you
|Saturday, August 6th, 2005|
|why don't you do me a courtesy and KILL ME?!?!?!?!
haha that show is fucking grand...greg the bunny is what i speak of...if you haven't seen it, acquire the double cd set immediately...IMMEEEEEDIATELY!
just got back from an interview of best buy...haha, silly...but the people were actually really nice, and i'd probably be in the media section with the movies, music, and video games...three things i know a good amount about, so that wouldn't be bad...well, i don't know about the movies...i don't really know THAT much about movies...sarcasm is key here, kids...and it would be better than fucking west suburban bank...they can go suck a big one...and them waiting to call me back after my returning their call is gonna bite them in their sorry asses when i have a job elsewhere and they're gonna have to find some random person and waste money and time on training them...bastards, they deserve it...i told caitlyn's mom that the only reason i would work there would be to avenge her, but they don't even deserve my time and effort even if it's for that reason only, so they shall get none...and now that i have said all of this, i will not get the job at best buy and the bank will call me back and i will be stuck there for the rest of ever like fred's twisted eternity in lost highway and then i'll turn into balthazar getty and gary busey will be my dad and henry rollins will try to act like my prison guard but will fail miserably and robert blake will follow me around and make me call my own house from his cell phone to talk to him through the phone at my house even though he's standing right in front of me and i'll be forced to watch pornos with marilyn manson in them...nice work, ass...but then i'd get to totally have tons of sex with patricia arquette...maybe that wouldn't be so bad...
wheatland is still lame, but i'm really starting to just get over it...and if i have another job, at least i'll have social interaction with people my own age and will be making money which are the two things that i need to rectify my mood which has become intolerably sour...i can't even stand me, so i don't know how anyone else can right now...
got some ridiculously sweet emails from my professors...i love hearing from them...and kenny with that "little film called the pacifier"...that man makes smile until my face hurts...and don totally doesn't hate me, which is good because i warned him that i would stalk him until he put a stop to the hate...
overall, things are looking a little bit brighter and i'm feeling a little bit happier lately...'bout damn time... Current Mood: chipper
|Monday, August 1st, 2005|
same old shit over here...just applied to buca di beppo because yes, i am a whop, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it...so don't even bother trying...stop...no really...i said stop trying! have been applying to random stores and restaurants and apparently only furniture stores want me...if i could explain it, i would, trust me..."so what do you know about couches?"..."that you sit on them!"...
wheatland still sucks...have been talking with some other production companies...nothing really panning out right now...still waiting on a few to get back to me with hopefully better news than the latest i have been receiving from any and every end...
oh my f'ing god is anyone else absolutely dying from the fucking ragweed? i want to claw my eyes out, and the visine is actually making it worse...that doesn't seem right because i normally swear by the stuff...crazy allergies, always wanting to make people claw their eyes out...what a card!
so yeah, nothing new...didn't really have anything important to say (if you haven't noticed by now), but i saw that i hadn't updated in quite a while so i thought i would drop an entry...drop it like it's hot... Current Mood: ah my eyes!!!!
|Monday, July 18th, 2005|
|you think i only think about you when we're both in the same room
so i ran up the stairs like a maniac because the microwave beeped, meaning that my much awaited teriyaki chicken bowl was done...but when i grabbed the bowl out of the microwave, the bottom was still ice cold...that...just about ruined my day...
same old shit...still trying to find a part-time job to fill in the gaps...looks like k dawg is getting sucked back in by west suburban bank...man, my grandma is gonna be pissed...considering i swore on her urn i would never work there again...someone's gonna wake up with a horse's head in the bed, and i doubt it'll be you...supposed to have a check from wheatland today that SURPRISE SURPRISE! they didn't have! and there's other stuff but i really am not in the mood to bitch about any of it...it's really getting old...
man i remember the days when i would pump out two or three of these babies a day, and would actually have something to say (well, sometimes)...now i'm pushing maybe one a week and find myself completely at a loss for what to write...have gotten quite far on my scripts, which is always good...also losing a well-known battle known as the match-making game...my sister is fighting the good fight (what's with all the fucking war references?)to get me to go out with her husband's brother...so yes, that is my brother-in-law's brother...it just doesn't seem right! i mean he's a really nice guy, and not at all bad to look at, but it just seems weird...i don't know...psuedo-incest...i've been avoiding the game for a long time now, so i guess i'm overdue...
but between butterflinger bizzards and fucking nincompoops, i'm totally ready to go sneemobiling! Current Mood: bored
|Wednesday, July 13th, 2005|
|rubber inner-tube? i don't even know her!
yesterday's barbeque madness was tons of fun...idiocy at jewel ("do you have chips and salsa? hey, you have chips and salsa? hey..." "yes i have chips and salsa!")...delicious chai tea cigars...temporarily losing said delicious chai tea cigars (who puts cigars in the groove department anyway?)...super yummy spicy chicken a la tony...super yummy hand licking a la tony ("don't you want me to make you finger yourself?" "no i can do it myself, but thanks for asking")...new mike's hard berry and midori sours...ex-boyfriend ("omigod kris you plan on drinking that whole thing?!" "sure don't, sucker")...lots of laughing...lots of not thinking about how SHITTY things are right now...nothing too crazy...just a nice relaxing day out in mike's backyard with fun people...yip...pee...haha i said pee... Current Mood: apathetic
|Tuesday, July 12th, 2005|
|Tuesday, July 5th, 2005|
|are you breaking up with me?!
oh my fucking lordy lord lord...work is really a fucking joke...it really, really is...
so i've obviously been looking for other/additional jobs because yeah, anyone with half a brain will realize that one cannot support themsevles off of one contract job...doesn't happen...so i've been sending stuff out to temp agencies and applying for stuff on craigslist and career builder and i put a classified out on the ifp website...so my boss comes up to me today and asks if i "have a minute", which i obviously did but did not want to give it to him for this talk...but too bad for me...
then he's telling me how he knows that i've been looking for another job (my response: "yup"), and then he "drops the bomb" by telling me that he saw my classified on ifp...and i was like "uh, yup." no response from him except a look like he's just been stabbed in the back by his best friend or something...and he said it like he fucking caught me red-handed or something...i would have told him straight out if he had asked...i'm not fucking hiding anything...i don't front!...anyway, i was like "well yeah, i need an additional job because i can't support myself off of one contract job". and he shoots back with "well i saw on there how you were looking for full time jobs too, so you know, if you want to leave, just tell me so i can figure something out."...and i stared at him, knowing i was giving him the look of "what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid fuck?", and then i said..."well you see, since my career is only, what, 2 months old, i'm not going to limit myself to anything right now. i have no idea what's out there, and i have no idea how much myself or my degree is worth out here, and i'm not going to let an amazing possibility pass me up because they thought i was tied up with something else"...and then he was like, "well, yeah, i guess"...then he went on about some other stuff but i completely stopped paying attention at that point...how fucking naive can someone be (especially someone who claims to be a "business man") to think that a college student who went to fucking usc and has fucking usc student loans to pay off can live off of $1500 a month? and that's not even guaranteed...the shit i'm working on now is all stuff i already got paid for last week, so i have absolutely no money coming to me right now...besides the fact that this place is a constant cluster-fuck and it drives me fucking insane...
i don't think he realizes just how much he's fueling the fire by pulling this shit with me...yes paul, it looks like i am breaking up with you...later, psycho! and i mean that in the most literal sense possible... Current Mood: flabbergasted by the stupidity
|Saturday, July 2nd, 2005|
|weekends = yippee!
yeah whoever invented those was a genius...crazy week...lots of weird stuff...unexpected stuff...made for a long week...
finally got paid...holy shit $1500 for a month's worth of work...add all the aggravation that came with it, and i'd say "wow, it sucks to be me"...and now they dumped the contract on me which i am NOT signing...i mean i understand that they have to protect the business or whatever, but fuck you...if you think i can support myself off of your measley $1500 a month then you got another thing comin'...and i don't want your dumbass customers anyway...there needs to be some serious negotiating before i sign anything...i mean i'm a fucking contract worker, and they expect me to sign a non-compete?...but whaveter...it is what it is, as it turns out...
looking forward to lazing around this weekend...no work on monday, thank god...but this weekend should involve me finding another job...as if i haven't been doing that for the past 3 weeks...
shall i complain some more?
well too bad, i don't feel like it anymore... Current Mood: not too shabby
|Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005|
worst idea ever...in the dangerous, that's right DANGEROUS state of sexual frustration i am currrently in, i went and watched "secretary"...worst, decision, ever, in, the, history, of, man, kind...
but it did cause something weird to happen this morning which made for a fun sequence in my second movie...
end of fucking transmission... Current Mood: i don't even know anymore
|Tuesday, June 21st, 2005|
|well well well...
according to mr. billy corgan in the chicago tribune, he has stated that because of his wonderful home town of chicago where he has currently been able to "heal what was broken" in him, he wanted us to be among the first to know that he has plans to revive the smashing pumpkins...
god i love this city! Current Mood: proud
|Monday, June 20th, 2005|
|it all makes sense now
i finally understand why suddenly i want to drive a stick shift...and why today at work i covered my baked beans in pure habanera pepper powder and tried to eat as much as i could without drinking water...and why suddenly i want to be employed at as many places as possible at once...
...because i'm fucking bored...
i need excitement...i need a challenge in my life...work is so fucking easy...i don't feel like i accomplish anything special at that place...i mean i have my bosses constantly going on and on and on and on and on...and on and on...and on...and on and on and on...and on...about how wonderful i am and what an amazing employee i am and i'm the best they've ever seen and blah blah blah blah BLAH!
...and it's not that i don't appreciate the compliments...although i will be the first to admit that i HATE, when people shower me with praise...especially in said situation which will be elaborated on momentarily...
but the stuff i do there is so...mediocre...i mean it's just a couple of testimonial and product spots...and they just go off on how amazing it is that i finished them so quickly and how good they look and sound and all this gobbily gook ass-kissing bullshit...apparently to them and those not as experienced in filmmaking as others it's fucking magic, but to someone trained in this business, it would be categorized under "nothing special"...which does not deserve constant fawning...all that does is make me more of an arrogant diva than i already am...and we really, really don't need that...
so i guess i'm searching for something to challenge me...to actually make me have to stop and think about something...to make me sweat it a little...and since i do not own a stick shift and i am currently waiting for my resume to get around, i take solace in lousiana hot sauce and habanera pepper powder...just utilizing available resources... Current Mood: listless
|Sunday, June 19th, 2005|
|politics are duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb
Your Political Profile
Overall: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
fyi -- four smirnoff triple blacks + yummy cigars = weeeeee!...yeah being a lightweight is fun...i haven't been mildly intoxicated in a long time...and laura and i kissed three times...perverts! ugh i feel like i'm going to die... Current Mood: sick sick, not alcohol sick
|Thursday, June 16th, 2005|
|"cspl sucks" *giggle*..."cspl sucks" *violent fit of laughter*
quote of the fucking century
laura: "you know we really should write down the things we say now...because i don't think we've matured at all"
insert old post from blog from two years ago:
laura, andy, and i are the smartest people ever...the story of our lives? at least while in michigan.
the insults of choice, brought to you by kristy and friday's-
"sodomy...that's butt sex, right?"
"our hought..our house, in the middle of the street...i think that's where i was going with that."
"twat ass mongrel pirate"
"would you like to go play some tennis, twat ass?"
"hey twat ass! you're driving a twat assey car!"
"you, my fine sir, have a twatty ass."
"i don't need to buy my friends...yet...that's what it is, you know."
-laura (on sororities)
"connecting with our inner gansta"
-laura (while her and i sported sideways baseball caps)
"sorry, my carpet's messed up...hmmm."
"cuz i need an air compressor that big for my blow-up doll."
"that's a fuckin' big blow-up doll."
-andy and laura
-laura (dude there's something goin' down at walmart!)
-mich...gan...okay it just stopped coming out."
"dah twat ass!"
"mom and ray?"
"no, sylvester and tweety, actually..."
-andy and laura
"i'm an offensive driver cuz i call people twat asses...are you amused yet?"
-laura (talking to her mom on the phone)
"yeah, i need some new anal beads."
-laura (sex store what?)
"what are you lookin' at biotch?!"
-laura (to a little girl in the car next to us)
"who needs a duck call when you need a cigarrette?"
"what? that didn't make no sense. what?!"
-laura and kristy
"cock sucking is cwazy!"
"this is god's punishment for being dirty kids, a plague of beetles."
-laura (after we both got attacked by beetles upon leaving the sex store)
"my sunday school teacher said he's everywhere! you can't escape god!"
"my scunday school...dammit"
-kristy (trying to read the first statement back to laura)
"okay when you said 'on me', i just imagined you balancing a tampon on top of your head"
"BYOC...bring your own condom!"
-andy, laura, and kristy (all together now!)
"those aren't matches. they're pointers."
"you can used matches as pointers."
-andy and laura
"it's what you do. eat is your verb."
-laura to kristy (i'm a human garbage disposal, what?)
"penis time usa"
*laura sings a little ditty*
"that sounded like that needed a song after it."
-kristy and laura
"formatted to fit my tv? but how do they know what kind of tv i have?"
-laura (sarcasm is key here, kids)
"yay for ridicule and exploitation!"
"why do i suck?"
"cuz you're bi...see, there's that ridicool...wait...whoops."
-kristy and laura
"get me my gun, butthole."
"why would i drive a car with bombs in it?"
-kristy (i'm not carjacking you! i just asked if i could have your car, that's all.)
"maybe it's something backwards, like, naget."
-laura (blame canada!)
yeah, you like it...
yes rzrblds, the verdict is in...we haven't matured at all...graduating college means nothing on that whole growing up thing...don't be fooled kids! Current Mood: super tired
|Tuesday, June 14th, 2005|
|family blowout to end all family blowouts
i couldn't even begin to tell the story in a livejournal entry, but all i can say is that those fucking hiljacker cocksucking pussies better stay the fuck away from my family or else i will fucking lynch them with their own intestines...i've said from the beginning that the stupid bitch wasn't worth it...she could never be a part of our family no matter how hard she tried, fucking psycho bitch...i'm so glad that my aunt told her that everyone in the family hates her and has hated her since the beginning because i know i'm so fucking sick of walking on eggshells around her...fuck her...she needs to eat shit and die so i can go piss in her grave...and if that motherfucking douchbag hillbilly of a husband ever shows his sissy ass face EVER again, i will fucking kill him...NO ONE disrespects my mother...i will snap his fucking neck like a twig under a semi tire...they are both so fucking lucky that there were certain absentees (me being one of them) because there would have been a brawl so fucking fast they wouldn't have even known what hit them...and since there would have been three boxers, two cops, and all italians among that group, they wouldn't have had a fucking chance in hell...and they still don't...those fucking psycho white trash pieces of shit want a vendetta, they got a fucking vendetta...this is not the family that you want to start shit like this with...we are NOT ones to be reckoned with...
...for those of you that don't know me [well], i'm usually a very pleasant person, but the italian in me can get the better of me sometimes...you just don't mess with family...you just don't... Current Mood: super aggressive
|Monday, June 13th, 2005|
alanis totally rocked the house saturday night...it was so wonderful hearing her old stuff live again...god i hadn't heard wake up live in years...so much fun...and she actually talked to us between songs...a new thing for her...she's a shy little thing and would usually just say thank you between songs, but this time she was making jokes and talking about the songs and talking about the cubs kicking the red sox's ass...haha yeah, that's what we like to hear...and boogs came out on stage! haha that was super cool...and brian blondell is totally from chicago! who would have thunk? not i, that's for sure...but yeah, 8th alanis concert and the woman hasn't let me down yet!
i have to finish getting ready for work...going in super early so i can get shit done early and get home cuz i have tons of shit to do...yeah, being somewhat of an adult = stupid...
okay really... Current Mood: tired
|Friday, June 10th, 2005|
oooooomigod this week was long and crazy...work is cool...now that i actually have shit to do...today was nuts...had to be up at 4:00 am to get to a club thing to shoot some presentation, and then got back to the office to shoot the product shots for a spot...then started editing the other spot for the same project...then started compositing the green screen stuff for the spot that i shot today (haha, spot that i shot...rhyming = weeeeeee!)...then i was like "yeah i've had enough...see you guys later"...it's so awesome being able to come and go as i please...makes my life so much easier...and in the end makes paul and karen's life much easier as well because i'm not so fun to deal with when i get slap-happy from sitting in front of a computer for a long time...
and i also found out that i had dumped a copy of my "long lost reel" onto the tape after my piece of shit 310 film (god i hate that movie...it honestly makes my stomach turn when it's on)...soooooooo excited...cuz i like that reel...it makes me happy in the pants...
alanis concert tomorrow! weeeeeee! rzrblds and i are gonna rock the place out, yo...not really...it's an acoustic concert, so we'll actually be chillin' the place out...
i actually get to hang out with some peeps tonight...haven't seen anyone all week...yeah, work'll do that...
and i have a piece of biscotti stuck in my throat...and i've been chugging water for the past 5 minutes to get it out, and it won't budge...that is all... Current Mood: sleepy